Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for four months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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schpanki 11
So... Is he made up?
flockz 20
2 i love that whale in your picture.
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Comments (104)
flaunt 1
Awe. Cheer up, everyone is beautiful in someones eyes!
cudi504 4
I would hate on him too but my pic would get ripped on :(
mikeeg 0
Every where you go there's always that one fat person who makes fun of other people for weight.
ikickgingers 15
^lol
ikickgingers 15
That wasn't for you.
not_cool808 16
win^ lmao
Randy84 10
No no, beauty is only a light switch/6 pack away.
bones_17 5
Mehh
GraceKathryn97 0
Wow that sucks! I say theyre all ass holes!
Ravenclaw2016 6
Indeed! That sort of rudeness is uncalled for.
GraceKathryn97 0
Yes, it's very uncalled for!
BigOrca 2
Did u make him sound too perfect?
2ndSucks 15
Your coworkers are just jealous, no worries.
perdix 31
What an odd way to hit on a girl! "You have a boyfriend? Riiiiigghht! You're too hideous. Listen, I'm feeling generous, so how about I make your decade by hooking up with you? You can thank me later." I think I'll try that.
Stessin_Trust 4
Damn datz sum ****** up shyt rite there
tona01 16
What the **** happened to your keyboard!! The way you write, is far to retarded to be meant on purpose.
Btreasure 8
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck well then your probably making it up.
ikickgingers 15
Wanna buy a duck?
tona01 16
I know everybody is going to hate on me, but it is a YDI because you are responsable for the way they think about you. i don't think you're wicked witch of the west ugly, and every person with a little self respect and confidence gives the impression, that they've got life by the horns. So if they think you made your boyfriend up, is because you make a lot of things up, or you look depressed, are to shy or you don't go out that much. I'm sorry Op, but i had to say that, it is still a Fyr but it's in a big part your fault
daftPunKt 4
He missed his chance with u and it's bitter talk