Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for four months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
schpanki 11
So... Is he made up?
flockz 20
2 i love that whale in your picture.
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Comments (104)
queenb1621 21
may i suggest Tuesday be have your bf pick you up for lunch day?
ohSNAPyall 27
10 don't worry; girls notice your insides. I ask all my dates: D-d-d-d-do ya have it? GUTS!
i_am_that_one 0
Yeh single people are the best kind of people! They know what's going on! Don't make fun of them cuz u were once single too! :/ Bitch...
lmBobSaget 0
ITS DWIGHT SHREWT
cbdee 8
Lol, love OPs name!! Apparently :D
BloodyMary666 24
What the hell? ^^
SmittyJA24 26
OP: you think this is an "attractiveness" problem; I believe it's a credibility problem.
prasanthk93 0
Now, you're just showing off here.
n_bolt 0
I doubt he is just too perfect
jjdominguez 0
They are asses