Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, my 5-year-old told me that she'd learnt about gravity, then asked, “So when you fall down, is it because the Earth punched you?” I said yes, along with a giggle. Later at the supermarket, she tripped and screamed, “THE EARTH HIT ME AGAIN!” I was then reminded of high school when it felt like everyone was staring at me. FML
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Timmytwofinger 0
if it's any consolation i think i just pissed myself.
sai_fml 0
Wow you have an impressive arm...very very difficult to throw a rock straight up and down... You should put some of that training diligence into the "dodging" component of the excercise
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Comments (109)
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
You could have moved? Seriously...
MukyDaCookie 0
AHAHHAHAHAHA My mom is looking at me as if I were retarded because I just burst out laughing reading this FML. Not only did you manage to throw a rock straight into the air, you actually managed not to realise that it would hit you in the face and just stood and took it.
lemonsmcbob 0
Yup, gravity can be a bitch. I'd know, im fat, gravity is my archenemy.
Phobic_fml 14
I really hope this is you making shit up for attention. If it's not, then it means you really ARE that stupid. If that is the case, next time select a bigger rock and go ahead and remove yourself from the gene pool.
mister_moops 0
yeah man. gravity sucks dick. what an asshole. that damn gravity. you're ******* retarded, how do you even manage being that stupid?
twilax101 0
11, will you marry me?
KristelDreams 0
-shakes head in disappointment-
suhjinko2 0
congrats Newton if you follow #19s advice you will eligible for the darwin award
dmsheldon87 0
gravity: not just a good idea, it's the LAW
Hazza_69 1
Knocked out by Gravity. =D