Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML
Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, my 5-year-old told me that she'd learnt about gravity, then asked, “So when you fall down, is it because the Earth punched you?” I said yes, along with a giggle. Later at the supermarket, she tripped and screamed, “THE EARTH HIT ME AGAIN!” I was then reminded of high school when it felt like everyone was staring at me. FML
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Timmytwofinger 0
if it's any consolation i think i just pissed myself.
sai_fml 0
Wow you have an impressive arm...very very difficult to throw a rock straight up and down... You should put some of that training diligence into the "dodging" component of the excercise
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Comments (109)
edreyer43 8
Newton was on to something
badfish10 10
High much?
TheCRBrown 8
Natural selection at its finest
sirspankalot 11
wonderful how gravity brings everything down huh?
incognito1520 20
Gravity: it's the law.
thewoodrow 7
I'm gonna say YDI, simply because you didn't move out of the way...?
imhope 23
Next time you might consider moving out of the way. Just a thought.
doglover100 29
What did you think was going to happen?
shakespearelove 6
Ah, gravity. Thou art a heartless bitch
fantasyworld 39
Gravity's a bitch.