Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
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SCREAM4meeee 0
One time I brought a new girl home to keep the old one company. She didn't like it so much either :/
Freeze_fml 17
It's uncommon knowledge that hamsters are territorial.
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Comments (154)
babyzann 0
Either you did that on purpose or you're completely retarded. Your general knowledge is pathetic.
missbadluk 0
What an idiot
HumanFreakshow 5
You have have googled what would happen. -_- totallyyyy your fault. Hampster killer.
alexFYL 11
This is why morons shouldn't own pets.
yamazumi 8
YDI for being a complete idiot and not researching the pet you own. Syrian hamsters are solitary, full stop. They can live together until a certain age, usually 6-8 weeks and after that they are just a time bomb. Dwarf hamsters can live together, but even if you have two siblings you are not guaranteed that they will live peacefully, I know several people who've had one of their robos kill its "friend". Even with social rodents such as mice and rats, you can't just plonk another in the others territory, you have to introduce them properly and be prepared to put a lot of time into it, some animals will just never get on.
lalalandfury 1
lol that happened to me too
Conversekilla3 0
Wtf
fledrocknrolla 0
Hamster Death match
tjjames123 0
Buwahahahha sorry tough
txtracey 0
Well on the upside your old hamster isn't lonely now:)