Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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Comments (484)
dancin303 0
#136, wait the cheerleads are d-bags? i think its time to take a look in a mirror. and its a hobby my friend is a cheerleader and gets straight A's. she doesnt plan on cheerleading being her future but she just enjoys it. so stfu about something you dont know about
nikkirito 0
YDI for being a little bitch. Win for Emily!
wet_feet 0
you dont hit a girl **** bag
SteamyCream 0
I doubt she's really even your friend.
AntX2 1
Fail.
Casualt1234 0
"I'm 17 years old buff guy" There's your problem right there. You're retarded and you obviously think highly of yourself. YDI douchebag.
aback 5
Go, Emily! Find some other way to pester people that doesn't end up with you crying like a little bitch. :D
_mcs_ 0
YDI for agreeing to fight a girl or just annoying her in the first place.
thessad 0
What the ****? First of all, if you're punching a girl two years younger than you hard enough to provoke her to challenge you to a fight, that's messed up. Secondly, assuming that she didn't have a joking tone when she challenged you to a fight, why the hell did you accept? And finally, you lost a fight to a girl, who is two years younger than you. I don't need to comment. Even though you completely deserved getting beaten up, I'll say your life is still ******, because it appears that you are weak physically and mentally.
arioch_fml 20
Not trying to defend it but Op more than likely wasn't even punching her hard. If it was hard, she wouldn't have asked if he wanted to fight, and instead just fought back. More than likely she was just annoyed and figured that was the only way he would stop.
ga2157 0
YOU SO DESERVED IT!!!!! IDIOT, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN START WITH SOMEONE 2 YEARS YOUR JUNIOR? AND A GIRL AT THAT?