Play 4′33″ by John Cage

By NonPianoMan - 26/08/2021 16:01

Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
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Hempseed 26

An an actual pianist/keyboardist, any sentence that begins with "I tried to impress..." is an automatic YDI for me. You sure as shit played, alright. Played yourself.

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RichardPencil 30

I'm sure she's your "favorite piece", and her dad would not be impressed if your played her on his grand piano.

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Hempseed 26

An an actual pianist/keyboardist, any sentence that begins with "I tried to impress..." is an automatic YDI for me. You sure as shit played, alright. Played yourself.

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RichardPencil 30

I'm sure she's your "favorite piece", and her dad would not be impressed if your played her on his grand piano.

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Plop 17

So.... you're expecting us to feel sorry for you because you're a lying, thirsty piece of shit?

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Aiden89 23

Play chop sticks

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raven_of_azarath 34

Or the melody of Heart and Soul.

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sirrubberduckie 35

You have two options: either come clean, or smash both of your hands with a hammer until they're horribly broken. The second option comes with the bonus that you'll have to slowly "relearn" how to play when your hands are healed. Sounds like a real opportunity for personal growth to me!

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[email protected] 5

Better learn quick, boy

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DanielaThePialinist 1

As someone who’s been playing piano for 12 years… YDI.

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DanielaThePialinist 1

As someone who’s been playing piano for 12 years… YDI.

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