By NonPianoMan - 26/8/2021 16:01

Play 4′33″ by John Cage

Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
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By  Hempseed  |  26

An an actual pianist/keyboardist, any sentence that begins with "I tried to impress..." is an automatic YDI for me.

You sure as shit played, alright. Played yourself.

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By  Hempseed  |  26

An an actual pianist/keyboardist, any sentence that begins with "I tried to impress..." is an automatic YDI for me.

You sure as shit played, alright. Played yourself.

By  sirrubberduckie  |  35

You have two options: either come clean, or smash both of your hands with a hammer until they're horribly broken. The second option comes with the bonus that you'll have to slowly "relearn" how to play when your hands are healed. Sounds like a real opportunity for personal growth to me!