By Anonymous - 29/03/2012 16:53 - United States - Houston

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML
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ThaKoolKidsKlub 3

Maybe he got you a ghost costume, and was too excited so he tried it on. Now he can't get it off, and he's been around you the whole time. :o

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porp1 4

Today, after slaving for 11 years on the perfect Halloween costume for my beautiful daughter, I come home to find that they have moved. Twice. FML

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Soliz27 2

You dont need a "dad" to be a strong man.

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MoogleSam 8

The OP is a woman. I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to be a 'strong man'.

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RatedR916_fml 0

You should think before you speak dumbass

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I_lost_the_game 25

125- Ooh he got the gender wrong because it wasn't blatantly obvious! Automatically makes him a dumbass!

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NoisyNykkii 10

You're all retards, he's talking about OP's dad.... Geez =___=

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heyitslexx 3

People shouldent have a kid if they're not willing to support and care for it

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Muhhhlisahhh 0

I want to give you a hug :(

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Calyx_fml 21

He got himself a costume while he was there - the invisible man.

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lollipop77_fml 6

He got the Invisible Man costume!! OP, I know he's your Dad and all, but obviously he wasn't man enough to deal with manly obligations!!

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traze 7

Umm?!...thanks for your input. It was most umm...

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imboredareyou 1

*Looks left* *Looks right* Ahem, too* *Hides head in shame*

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samrk96 0

well he probably got lost. then you moved so he couldn't find you.

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