Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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Everyday_Galaxy 14
She sounds like a delight!
CakeFake 16
I'm sorry but if someone doesn't respect that fact I don't think they deserve respect.
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Comments (164)
iiyahkinz 9
Dump the b!tch..
burnsy3 8
if that's the true, FML. if you lied, you deserved that!!!
heliophobia 13
If she won't understand why you need to mourn a dead pet, you don't need her, OP. I'm sorry for the loss of your dog, losing a pet is so sad.
lalaney 14
Maybe she's a heartless bitch, maybe you're an insensitive prick who doesn't invite your girlfriend to take part in events that mean a lot to you. I'd be a little offended if my boyfriend told me he didn't want me to be with him when something traumatic happened.
EmsyyyRose13 24
My boyfriend's dog died a couple months ago, and he told me he needed some time alone to grieve. People grieve in different ways. Not everyone wants to be with people when they're upset.
Raesin 21
Maybe you should understand that you might just be getting in the way and sometimes people need some space. You sound like a very suffocating person to be with.
barbiekelly 6
She cant just say stupid dog...so mean
fargen 21
wow what a bitch...
kraynoel 1
trust me, you're better off without her. any animal hater is no good!
Omniprism 15
Good riddance. What a bitch. She saved you I think so you can find a nice caring girl.
eternal_malaise 10
Maybe she is a cat person. :s
tiarnatargaryen 23
Dogs before bitches