Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet "How are you baby?" from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: "Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!" FML
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
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5ive 0
oh naughty naughty!
Daaniellee1234 8
Uhm not gunna lie I had to read this FML a good couple times until I understood it. I found you worded it oddly. Maybe its just me.. ahah
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Comments (87)
reidcamphor 0
yeah i remember moderating this. awesome
driedpeaches 0
the good/home swap used to get me all the time.
shaddix 0
OP, someone invented this really cool thing called proofreading. I totally suggest you use it with your texts.
thingamajiga 5
hAHAHA You took the words right out of me .
munim 0
seriously.. if laughter is the best medicine, i just got rid of my cancer.
fyl511 0
I wish laughter was the cure for cancer, that would be amazing :)
got_no_rhythm 0
look if u have predictive text on its probably because u want to text quickly....so ur not going to double check everything u write!!! if everyone did that then funny things like this would never happen and then we would have nothing to talk about.....and that was funny!!! Really really funny!
RuralNinja 0
If anything, he probably appreciates the honesty.
DarkSkullCat 0
FAIL. I hate that T9/predictive text sh!t! To be honest you should know better than to use it or at the very least double-checked your message before you sent the damn thing! I bet your dad's expression was priceless though! XD YDI all the way. Be a good girl next time! :P
fyl511 0
Hahahaha! This is the most hilarious fmylife I've ever read! Well, I hope he understands. :) I can't believe your parents let you stay over at your boyfriend's house, though. Unless your eighteen I guess.
Ella_fml 17
I'm 18 and im not allowed to sleep over at my bfs, cuz I live with my parents...
misssmidastouch 0
this is hilarious! rofl. predictive type is a pain tho, i can't count the numbe rof times i've texted people and asked them if they "wanted to go to the mother"... mother=movies.
teenie1407 0
hahahha thats great