Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet "How are you baby?" from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: "Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!" FML
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
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5ive 0
oh naughty naughty!
Daaniellee1234 8
Uhm not gunna lie I had to read this FML a good couple times until I understood it. I found you worded it oddly. Maybe its just me.. ahah
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Comments (87)
Comentator 0
Don't be lazy and just make an F'ing phone call.
kidd5660 0
ha ha, thats hilarious, i can also see how it would be an FML, if your parents are really up tight, or are on the edge about letting you stay over, really depends on you age. #71, yeah your 18, your still under you parents rules, their still resonpsible for you, So as much as you think it would be okay, im glad most parents dont allow their 18yr olds or younger to sleep of at their bf's place. When your 19 you make the decision for yourself, or you should and if you parents say no, well your an adult.
HahaBob 0
Haha, T9-word does that to me too.
Ninjaface 0
It seems your phone is more honest than you are.
ms_not_so_happy 0
lolz
dangletsbang21 0
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
prettyprincess2 0
wow your stupid. even though its predictive spelling it should give you choices that you should look at and even if it doesnt give you choices you should look at what you type
1kings67 0
I laughed at this one
hayyj 0
definately worded weird. i also had to read it a couple times. ill not be home tonight? shouldnt it be i wont be home tonight...
CaptSkippy 9
Ug I feel for you my pre and itouch have that so It always corrects acronyms