Love, Money, Relatable and Awkward: Today, I talked to my husband about leaving his parents' house....

By RDS - 08/07/2019 18:00

Today, I talked to my husband about leaving his parents' house. He said, and I quote, ''No. I don't want the responsibility of paying bills.'' FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2015 07:21 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

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By Beauty - 07/01/2024 06:00 - United States - Queens

Today, in a heat of an argument, my boyfriend of almost 7 years of relationship said, "You are not part of my family, you do not pay my bills, so do not put your opinion here." All because I wanted to give my opinion on a new apartment that I'll be living in with him and his family after our wedding in few months. FML

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By jentown11 - 28/09/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2021 01:59

Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML

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By Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 8 July 2019 18:02

so why are you 2 married

Justkidding100 41

Monday 8 July 2019 18:15

you're the one who married a man who still lives with his parents and clearly has no sense of responsibility. YDI.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 8 July 2019 18:02

so why are you 2 married

Justkidding100 41

Monday 8 July 2019 18:15

you're the one who married a man who still lives with his parents and clearly has no sense of responsibility. YDI.

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 8 July 2019 19:37

That is what happens when you marry at 16 years old.

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Monday 8 July 2019 19:44

He’s right

Sinshine 28

Monday 8 July 2019 22:05

How did this boy convince you to marry him?

acmariner99 25

Monday 8 July 2019 23:49

FYL and YDI. Why’d you marry a child?

Susan Yee 9

Tuesday 9 July 2019 0:10

I hope you two haven’t had kids yet, simpler divorce process.

Lurker1 9

Tuesday 9 July 2019 1:03

I'm not saying he's right, but I understand...

Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 9 July 2019 6:42

I don't blame him. Cost of living is expensive, and if he knows that he can't afford it, why should he move out?

Alessa Noriega 5

Wednesday 10 July 2019 2:59

Congratulations on marrying a child

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