By Rollymouth - 02/09/2010 01:26 - France
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just tell him you were practicing your sausage eating skills, he'll be sure to like you then
20 win of the day!!!! lol
#1 you sound like an idiot. but anyways, OP, this is not an FML because you embarrassed yourself infront of your crush. Your life does not suck. You deserved it for thinking it's an FML.
I'd say stop eating sausage rolls fatty! but you're in France so maybe you aren't fat like most of the sausage roll eating Germans and Americans, lol. so I give up ;)
Ewww man. Homer walked around for 3days with a piece of chicken on his face. It wasn't a small piece either--it was a whole chicken wing.
No #5... the sausage roll is his grill
wellllll, when I read this I thought of "penis breath." then I giggled for abit and decided to say : FYL :)
il show you a sausage roll *drops pants*
His sausage roll will be there next.
I didn't see anything that implied OP was male... But maybe that is just how he rolls with sausage
yes always practice with things on a larger scale so when the real deal comes you will be able to handle the miniature
haha..
That sucks. But how do you not know there's something on your teeth? What's 'anti-flood'?
Stops you from going nuts and posting things too quickly. For example: Flooding the comments with spam.
It doesn't monitor how many comments you post, but how quickly you post them.
Brush your teeth after you eat, and don't eat unhealthy crap like sausages, they make you fat. If you get fat, your crush will not talk to you ever again and you will be single and fat. Then you'll have to post an FML about how your jeans can rip because they can't hold your lard in.
You take your toothbrush with you when you go out? little obsessive... most people chew gum OP probably only just ate it when they ran into their crush.
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His sausage roll will be there next.
Ooooooh, that really sucks. I hate it when you have something stuck in your teeth and you don't notice until after you've talked to a lot of people. FYL, OP. You'll live though