It wasn't really "lol" worthy...but whatever. OP: ALWAYS check your teeth after you eat. It's when you don't that sausage roll(sounds gross) gets all up on your grill.

Well, maybe she didn't notice, unless you made out or sumthin. Yeah she probly noticed.

YDI for sounding like a cartoon character

just tell him you were practicing your sausage eating skills, he'll be sure to like you then

is the op guy or girl? and maybe they didn't notice.

20 win of the day!!!! lol

get that Wiener out your mouth and his in then he won't be your crush he will LOVE you :P

#1 you sound like an idiot. but anyways, OP, this is not an FML because you embarrassed yourself infront of your crush. Your life does not suck. You deserved it for thinking it's an FML.

I'd say stop eating sausage rolls fatty! but you're in France so maybe you aren't fat like most of the sausage roll eating Germans and Americans, lol. so I give up ;)

Ewww man. Homer walked around for 3days with a piece of chicken on his face. It wasn't a small piece either--it was a whole chicken wing.

big deal. if she talked to you for a whole half an hour then she obviously has some interest in you.

No #5... the sausage roll is his grill

ydi for not brushin ur teeth or ydi even more if ur like my friend who brushes his teeth before he eats breakfast

wellllll, when I read this I thought of "penis breath." then I giggled for abit and decided to say : FYL :)

il show you a sausage roll *drops pants*

I didn't see anything that implied OP was male... But maybe that is just how he rolls with sausage

yes always practice with things on a larger scale so when the real deal comes you will be able to handle the miniature

14, I think you missunderstood Freeze's comment.

Stops you from going nuts and posting things too quickly. For example: Flooding the comments with spam.

Oh, but I only posted one comment.

It doesn't monitor how many comments you post, but how quickly you post them.

You take your toothbrush with you when you go out? little obsessive... most people chew gum OP probably only just ate it when they ran into their crush.