By Forded - 01/09/2010 23:11 - United States

Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML
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Mirorbo 26

Goes to show just how kind people can be these days.

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FYLDeep 25

If you want a cop to stop you should write "Free Donuts".

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Mirorbo 26

Goes to show just how kind people can be these days.

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myworld99 0

well, if all of those cars passed then perhaps there was a bad accident up the road. :/

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DoWnW4RdsPiR4L 7

Often times the police and roadside assistance trucks have policies involving not helping random people on the side of the road. For safety reasons. She may be a mass murderer for all they know.

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lexa1love 16

I'm not sure where you're from but in Ohio staties and sheriff deputies stop for anyone on the side of the road. Even if they are just pulled over, to see if they need assistance.

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xStiina 0

wow, gay ***** that don't give a shit...

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nicnicked 0

sell the computer that you used to write this fml :/

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Lizza330 28

They might've written this on an iPod.

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Mirorbo 26

He could have written it at a library for all we know, darling. And think about it...a home computer is becoming more and more of a necessity these days.

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quite_bored 9

#9: If it was posted on an iPod, it would say "Mobile".

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Lizza330 28

Really? I didn't know that.

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Lizza330 28

I wasn't being sarcastic. Just in case you were wondering.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

look on the bright side, you're home now aren't you?

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takeapieandrun 9

Seriously, where does this guy live? around my area you get three cops to issue a speeding ticket.

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xxBrokenHeartxx 0

uhhhh FYL!!!! haha(: this is kinds funny though

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justhereforlaugh 6

I live in Oregon too, where are you from? I would have stopped for you! When I see a car accident or something is wrong I stop to help out. I've moved cars in the rain and called the cops for people before. Better luck next time:(

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sarah48_fml 0

I wish there was more people like you in the world!

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cfalen 0

that's how people get kidnapped these days

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