FML : Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van...

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Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Forded - / Wednesday 1 September 2010 23:11 / United States

Transportation

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By Mirorbo | 26

#1337812 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:06

Goes to show just how kind people can be these days.

By FYLDeep | 25

#1337907 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:21

If you want a cop to stop you should write "Free Donuts".

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By funnii_bunnii | 0

#1337810 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:06

fail.

ostate100 | 0

#1339923 - Thursday 2 September 2010 20:56

u deserve it for owning a minivan

By Mirorbo | 26

#1337812 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:06

Goes to show just how kind people can be these days.

myworld99 | 0

#1341987 - Friday 3 September 2010 6:46

well, if all of those cars passed then perhaps there was a bad accident up the road. :/

DoWnW4RdsPiR4L | 7

#4575152 - Saturday 16 June 2012 18:13

Often times the police and roadside assistance trucks have policies involving not helping random people on the side of the road. For safety reasons. She may be a mass murderer for all they know.

lexa1love | 16

#4908916 - Saturday 8 September 2012 17:14

I'm not sure where you're from but in Ohio staties and sheriff deputies stop for anyone on the side of the road. Even if they are just pulled over, to see if they need assistance.

By xStiina | 0

#1337826 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:09

wow, gay cunts that don't give a shit...

By nicnicked | 0

#1337832 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:09

sell the computer that you used to write this fml :/

Lizza330 | 28

#1337845 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:11

They might've written this on an iPod.

Mirorbo | 26

#1337848 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:11

He could have written it at a library for all we know, darling.

And think about it...a home computer is becoming more and more of a necessity these days.

quite_bored | 9

#1338068 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:37

#9: If it was posted on an iPod, it would say "Mobile".

Lizza330 | 28

#1338437 - Thursday 2 September 2010 11:22

Really? I didn't know that.

Lizza330 | 28

#1338441 - Thursday 2 September 2010 11:24

I wasn't being sarcastic. Just in case you were wondering.

By xStiina | 0

#1337840 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:10

hope they eat poo for not helping!

Anaxes | 5

#1337878 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:18

How old are you? 7?

polarbearpiss | 15

#6026786 - Sunday 3 August 2014 19:27

7 inches deep in ur sister...lol jk

By JocelynKaulitz | 28

#1337842 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:11

look on the bright side, you're home now aren't you?

By takeapieandrun | 9

#1337854 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:12

Seriously, where does this guy live? around my area you get three cops to issue a speeding ticket.

By xxBrokenHeartxx | 0

#1337865 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:16

uhhhh FYL!!!! haha(: this is kinds funny though

By justhereforlaugh | 6

#1337873 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:17

That's west linn, oregon for ya!

By justhereforlaugh | 6

#1337884 - Thursday 2 September 2010 9:19

I live in Oregon too, where are you from? I would have stopped for you! When I see a car accident or something is wrong I stop to help out. I've moved cars in the rain and called the cops for people before. Better luck next time:(