Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up really out of it, and as I was walking into the kitchen, I stubbed my toe on a tile. I sat down, then got up and stubbed the same toe against the table, went over to the kitchen and stubbed the same toe on the same tile again. FML
Today, my husband moved all the furniture a few inches to the left because he saw online that it makes moving around the house really difficult, and he wanted to test it out. Unfortunately, the one who tested it out was me; I got home, went to sit down, and broke 2 toes on the coffee table. FML
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, I tried to sneak into the kitchen for a midnight snack. I stubbed my toe so hard on a stool leg, I yelped then tried to keep as quiet as possible. My mom came running, thinking our cat and dog were fighting and hissing again. I hobbled back to bed, only to realize I didn't actually get any food. FML
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41
It's simple, we kill the bitch.
rocker_chick105 31
Your sister is an evil genius
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Comments (147)
Mattribute 13
Simple but effective method to create chaos
PapaSmash 14
Revenge: go to her room when she's gone and flip her room around. And rearrange her clothes as well as her DVDs (if she has any) putting different stuff in different spots and cases/boxes :)
warsun 27
I thought you meant flipping everything upside down or glueing her furniture on the ceiling but yeah, your idea works too
Brandi_Faith 34
Ohh, finding the dvd's in the wrong cases would really piss me off. Good revenge idea.
thisguy22 33
Is it really a good idea when you consider the amount of work that will require to accomplish? I mean, yeah, she'll have to do it too to put them all back, but I would consider a good plan to be one that requires as little work as possible on the executors part. The idea is to make her life miserable, not your own.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Lol reminds me of a certain Roald Dahl book
ItsMissLia 19
Rearrange all her bedroom furniture OP.. Sounds like some sibling vengeance is needed
Ewelty3 19
Your only option LEFT is to nuke your house.
shudson186 17
A small prank to destroying a town or city. LOGIC!
Rallred32 20
I don't think 16 realizes that a small nuclear bomb has a blast radius to destroy a whole city and radiate all the cities next to it and even countries.
buckeye1 9
This calls for plastic wrap on the toilet seat or in her doorway
lmfaofmllmafo 9
I'm gonna do that in my house and watch my family suffer
SmoothPancakes 10
You should punch her in the ovaries.
Miss_Whipped 43
It would be SO game over-ies.
EXOPH 8
Fyl OP. The best thing you can do is to either laugh it off or report to your parents. She needs some talking to. Doing revenge will just cause a fight.
cryssycakesx3 23
"report her"...
SgtAssCheeks 21
A common synonym used by police authorities and military of the word "Snitching"
mkayden 23
That's the evilest thing I can imagine :)
brandoneyez1 25
Was it dark by chance?