Health: Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes....

By Anonymous - 21/06/2014 19:57 - Australia

Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML

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Dude! Come on!

By CreeperKiller2000 - 29/05/2017 00:00

Today, I woke up really out of it, and as I was walking into the kitchen, I stubbed my toe on a tile. I sat down, then got up and stubbed the same toe against the table, went over to the kitchen and stubbed the same toe on the same tile again. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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Put some steel toe boots on

By TheMadKian - 17/09/2023 10:00

Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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Go get an Xray, dude

By WaychulMonster - 17/07/2022 04:00

Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML

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Sunday 22 June 2014 0:59

It's simple, we kill the bitch.

rocker_chick105 31

Sunday 22 June 2014 1:00

Your sister is an evil genius

Comments

ladybugz23 13

Sunday 22 June 2014 1:59

i did that to my sister too! just because im older and love to pick on her even give her hard time.

andiesaur 18

Sunday 22 June 2014 2:10

Wait, that actually works?

Sp00ky117 7

Sunday 22 June 2014 2:17

Buhahaha.. Diabolical Genius. I like her style.

drshn 22

Sunday 22 June 2014 2:23

ate you 3 yeah old??? I mean we have a thing called eyes, it is given for this very purpose called 'seeing'.

slyde32 12

Sunday 22 June 2014 11:20

you turn every light on in the house when you get up in the middle of the night? OP never said if it was day time or night, so she could've done this in the middle of the night

glabberfasted 16

Sunday 22 June 2014 15:45

Oh shut up. It's called muscle memory, and you would do the exact same thing.

91hayek 31

Sunday 22 June 2014 2:26

This girl already knows that effective chaos and confusion is achieved better by subtle and simple means of sabotage at a very basic level. She probably already works for PsyOps division of ASIO and does this for kicks.