Miscellaneous: Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from...

By ouch - 07/04/2015 01:51 - United States - Union City

Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 22:21 - Canada - Surrey

Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML

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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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Hey lady! Chill!

By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

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By WesJaz - 08/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

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Mystery

By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By disappointment son - 19/05/2017 12:00

Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

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EclipseCandy6 24

Tuesday 7 April 2015 12:41

That's actually really sad :(

Mitchellbassists 29

Tuesday 7 April 2015 12:41

Sometimes I feel that even if you can do something good, but there is a chance you will get in trouble, DON'T DO IT.

Comments

SurgeTheHedgehog 7

Wednesday 8 April 2015 12:47

Did you at least explain what you where doing? That usually helps, especially if you're good at talking to people.

SurgeTheHedgehog 7

Wednesday 8 April 2015 12:48

You know that your life sucks when something bad happens when you do good. Happens to me all the time. :(

jryan2 16

Thursday 9 April 2015 6:01

So accuse her of assault to get her attention? Or don't do nice things in front of clueless people.

laurarossiox 11

Thursday 9 April 2015 20:27

I'm sure that after you explained yourself the woman would have apologized and thanked you. Hope you sorted it all out!

malachite1357 11

Friday 10 April 2015 22:21

Are people confused? Guys, when OP says "replaced" they don't mean that they switched out the bear for a new one. That's only one definition of the word. Replaced in this context means to put back where it belongs- they "replaced," meaning they put the bear back after it fell off. "Re-place" like "place again." He was doing something decent and humane in the memory of this poor girl, and this is what he gets. People who (understandably, and accidentally) misinterpret the comment about them trying to do something nice. I'm so sorry to the OP about all of this. You do not deserve that. Sorry for the long winded comment. Just wanted to clarify.