Today, I still have the bronchitis and the stomach flu that I suffered through all weekend. Today was to be the day I had my bachelorette party and wedding shower. I had to call both of them off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, it's New Year's Eve. I'd made plans to spend time with my fiancé's family the past week, then my fiancé and I were supposed to drive to my parents place today to celebrate NYE. Unfortunately, this week has been full of sickness. I spent all yesterday bedridden, and now my fiancé is too sick to get out of bed. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Today, I might have Covid and this weekend is my birthday weekend. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I was supposed to have my bridal shower, an experience I’ve looked forward to since I was a little girl. Yesterday I tested positive for Covid, for the third time in three years. FML
Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML
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DocBastard 40
I say you still have the bachelorette party and shower. For the party you and your friends can go to the pharmacy and buy you cough syrup and Pepto Bismol for the shower. Then you can all get drunk on the cough syrup and play fun party games like "Try to Puke in the Toilet" and "Cleanup on Aisle 6!"
icrest80 4
Says the damn hipster....
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DocBastard 40
I say you still have the bachelorette party and shower. For the party you and your friends can go to the pharmacy and buy you cough syrup and Pepto Bismol for the shower. Then you can all get drunk on the cough syrup and play fun party games like "Try to Puke in the Toilet" and "Cleanup on Aisle 6!"
DrMime 10
My favorite game is "Pukes from ladders". Still better than puking from "drinking too much Shotzi's"!
memob123 0
Eww...
Redoxx_fml 22
The worse the ceremony the better the marriage
PhillDante 17
I'm sick at the moment, so I can relate. I hate having all my friends making a 2m radius around me while I'm coughing my intestines out...
KrayKrayGurl117 7
I've had bronchitis before and it suckssss. I'm sorry you had to cancel your events but at least it wasn't your actual wedding. Well still i hope you feel better OP!
anniekins 6
Feel better soon!
fleeper 13
I'm tired of all of the effing YDI trolls. There is NO possible way he could've deserved it. There's nothing he could do to stop it!! ?
DocBastard 40
He? How many men do you know who have had bachelorette parties and showers?
br0ccoli 15
Doc, guys can have showers now too. Ever heard of dad-chelor parties? Its a shower for soon-to-be dads. They're showered with beer and diapers. It's all the rage these days.
fleeper 13
My bad... -_- typo. *she
DocBastard 40
Broccoli - no, I've never heard of that. But this FML specifically says bachelorette party. That's not for guys (not counting the strippers) no matter what spin you put in it.
agm77 9
A dad-chelor party sounds awesome. I should've thrown one for my husband after my baby shower.
jdcg116 10
:(
nofearjenshere 12
Maybe OP should just skip right to the honeymoon (;
Heinousness 0
Shit! That must be serious. FYL and sorry because of it.
GracesDelirium 9
Catching Fire, huh? And as for the OP...It's not the end of the world. I bet you saved money too.
icey0796 6
That's poo. =( Although, you could have a totally new one, after your wedding. then your celebration would last longer. =)