Today, I still have the bronchitis and the stomach flu that I suffered through all weekend. Today was to be the day I had my bachelorette party and wedding shower. I had to call both of them off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with bronchitis and hemorrhoids. I'm getting married in 3 days. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, it's New Year's Eve. I'd made plans to spend time with my fiancé's family the past week, then my fiancé and I were supposed to drive to my parents place today to celebrate NYE. Unfortunately, this week has been full of sickness. I spent all yesterday bedridden, and now my fiancé is too sick to get out of bed. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Today, I might have Covid and this weekend is my birthday weekend. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I was supposed to have my bridal shower, an experience I’ve looked forward to since I was a little girl. Yesterday I tested positive for Covid, for the third time in three years. FML
Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I say you still have the bachelorette party and shower. For the party you and your friends can go to the pharmacy and buy you cough syrup and Pepto Bismol for the shower. Then you can all get drunk on the cough syrup and play fun party games like "Try to Puke in the Toilet" and "Cleanup on Aisle 6!"
icrest80 4
Says the damn hipster....
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Comments (114)
LiftedDuramax 0
Theres always next time
goldfishgod 20
DrMime, I think I'm sexually attracted to your picture.
chuckcloninger 12
Don't worry about it. You just threw up before the party rather than after. And think of the money you saved!
cd8919 12
who has a bachelorette party on a Monday?
zebralover23 14
You don't know when these are posted this could of been a long time ago and now just getting through. It could of been any day.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Great, now that weirdo Mime got a mental image stuck in my head...
LiftedDuramax 0
Cant help sickness /:
alfred07 18
I hope that your friends and family are able to organise another bachelorette party and bridal shower, and that you get better soon.
iancomings 3
its my birth day
sqeakyclean 7
So?
zebralover23 14
Awww, I'm sorry! I feel bad! Get well soon!
KRiddle 15
I hope you feel better! <3