Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML
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Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML
Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
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SerenaSerenadex3 13
That's just foul.
MacMonster 10
A ditch? A dutch? You can't just leave us hanging like that
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Comments (63)
bkrog08 10
That's why you don't park so close to the field.
tiernang 21
In our small town our parking lot is just over the fence, and DIRECTLY where a home run would hit.
ginawater19 13
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I live in a small town too, but at least they know how design parking lots and softball fields.
tiernang 21
I very much agree that it's a dumb design.
noelasis94 18
Some things just aren't meant to be.
Soninuva 41
Now we know why it's been 5 years!
still_guns 16
Hey 'softball'. Your car is fine!
pastispast 7
Cliff Paul will be happy to help!
NudeSuitSquad 7
Right on the button
mimiminx 23
Don't hate the player, hate the game!
jonha21 11
Your Gifted dog blessed you in many ways This is a Sign that you should keep playing#Smh
Sopho_o 15
Great user name tho
worldclassrager 41
You must have a strong swing still next time it will be a home run...