Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML
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Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML
Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML
Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness, as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
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SerenaSerenadex3 13
That's just foul.
MacMonster 10
A ditch? A dutch? You can't just leave us hanging like that
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Comments (63)
ginawater19 13
Haha I haven't played in over 7 years and we played in gym class - first time up I struck out; thinking I just lost the magic touch. Next at bat, home run :)
kurodansei 16
At least there wasn't any significant damage or you might really have to do the Home Run.
FrankHotpants 31
Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!
unixdude 9
That's God's way of telling you to take up Scrabble.
iDaika9xL 13
Wonder what happened 5 yrs before u quit.
Zoeythedinosaur 17
Maybe some practice from now on?
fightingfu 5
The universe. It's sending you a sign. You need to get a force field for your car
treasurejoy16 5
Lol Ahahahahha! I'm not gonna lie, that's TOO FUNNY!! Lol!
WingedLovely27 20
Lol... "Dingbat"
tori3700 16
same except when I first started again I threw the bat and have someone a concussion.