Intimacy: Today, I started my third day of a student exchange program in...

By MySummerinEurope - 25/05/2012 22:59 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, I started my third day of a student exchange program in Belgium. My room-mate is a guy, our beds are in the same room, and he's always in and out of the bathroom. Consequently, I don't have nearly enough privacy to choke the cock, if you know what I mean. FML

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Linkerdoodles 15

Saturday 26 May 2012 5:34

Do it in the shower! There's something wrong if your roommate comes in while you're in there...

all4pooh 4

Saturday 26 May 2012 5:36

I do. I do know what you mean..

Comments

egrov311 4

Thursday 22 November 2012 13:01

It's pretty obvious what you meant!!!! And yeah just do it in the shower

InhumanX 7

Saturday 16 March 2013 19:14

I think I would have been more comfortable if you said ********** than "choke the ****"... If you know what I mean

jujuroxursox 15

Tuesday 23 April 2013 6:47

Well sir, your stuck in a hard situation… let's rub our hands together, and pray one day he leaves and u have time to do you business… or could u not simply do it whilst showering?