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By anon - 23/11/2011 22:53

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

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Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML

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Thursday 24 November 2011 8:32

i wish my job was that exciting

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Thursday 24 November 2011 8:33

Must have been a "BOMB" day at work...no , okay ill go back under my rock.

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Arxikist 3

Friday 25 November 2011 0:11

Sounds legit.

daxter136 0

Friday 25 November 2011 0:15

Viva la raza

stuth186 7

Friday 25 November 2011 0:18

Well you don't get paid to sit on your ass, isn't it part of your job to deal with that stuff?

CaptainB_fml 0

Friday 25 November 2011 2:49

It's not that suprising, people get threats all the time thy just keep them private like it should be..

laundryninja 1

Friday 25 November 2011 2:58

Its THE RED WIRE RED WIRE!!!!!

datboiryan 6

Friday 25 November 2011 3:46

Sounds like a fun job!

Bulmuag 0

Friday 25 November 2011 5:56

Hey atleast the bomb didn't go off.

Bulmuag 0

Friday 25 November 2011 5:56

Hey atleast the bomb didn't go off.

BD_Swingin 0

Friday 25 November 2011 7:01

Well obviously you're still alive, so don't worry.

JudahWhiskey 0

Friday 25 November 2011 8:44

Lmao

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