anon
Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
fucked
San Francisco, United States
Today, I landed my first job as a security officer. Only after I signed all the paperwork did I find out that the area I'll be working is apparently a hotspot for violent shootings. I'm screwed. FML
TacoMan32
Canada
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML
Anonymous
Oops.
Today, within 24 hours at my new security job, I accidentally tasered the head of security in the groin, causing him to piss himself. FML
mrsimintrouble
Redding, United States
Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML
Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
heymacie
Beckley, United States
Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML
evenpoorer
United States
Bad day, huh?
Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8-hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I'm now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML
Chloe
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Anonymous
Elwood, Australia
Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML
ari
United States
Freak
Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML
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ilyuhms 0
i wish my job was that exciting
SxeDaze 13
Must have been a "BOMB" day at work...no , okay ill go back under my rock.
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Comments (107)
alanmacabre 2
That was your time to shine, show them what you've learned from the movies.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for whining about having to do your job...
perdix 31
I'll bet your mom called it in to let you show your boss what a kick-ass security guard you are. I hope you didn't soil yourself.
perdix 31
Cause if you did, her plan would have backfired, literally.
89Delta 3
thats where i come in. i did a tour in iraq as an EOD tech for the US Army and there an IRS building just of post where im stationed so they get bomb threats all the time.
hateevryone 15
great job, huh?
Okayitwasme 0
I hope you get paid well! Hmm, did you ever ask what happened to the person you replaced?
Mackenzie99 6
Get to work lol looks like they don't waste any time :$
babyzann 0
You happen to be associated with any terrorist groups?
Drummer389000 0
Isn't that what security Is for? Hmmm... *strokes beard*
KiddNYC1O 22
We've had one at my workplace.