anon
Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
fucked
San Francisco, United States
Today, I landed my first job as a security officer. Only after I signed all the paperwork did I find out that the area I'll be working is apparently a hotspot for violent shootings. I'm screwed. FML
TacoMan32
Canada
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML
Anonymous
Oops.
Today, within 24 hours at my new security job, I accidentally tasered the head of security in the groin, causing him to piss himself. FML
mrsimintrouble
Redding, United States
Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML
Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
heymacie
Beckley, United States
Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML
evenpoorer
United States
Bad day, huh?
Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8-hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I'm now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML
Chloe
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Anonymous
Elwood, Australia
Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML
ari
United States
Freak
Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML
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ilyuhms 0
i wish my job was that exciting
SxeDaze 13
Must have been a "BOMB" day at work...no , okay ill go back under my rock.
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Comments (107)
melibear89 7
Look on the bright side you'll story to tell the kids abs grand kids that most people don't. My first time on a full shift patrol my officer and I got a 11-87 ( bomb found) and I had to shut down the entire highway leading to the building (the local pd station) for five full hours. You may just a security guard but thar doesn't mean your job is always boring.
bikini_bottom504 0
Wow your job is the bomb.. Literally
stormchaser24 24
Sounds fun. Most are pranks.
stormchaser24 24
Sounds fun. Most are pranks.
Sinamoi 18
Did they make you do a desk pop too?
LaUruguaya 11
Why are you complaining?? What did you expect your job to be?
21jason 9
Damn Osama still blowing things up even after death
xavierpineda2 4
you know you're not suppose to talk about that to the public right? you can get into some deep shit. what a ******* retarded.
Harrisonwoody 3
LOL
blazemand97 2
Makes it exciting