This is no small problem. If you have politicians in your workplace then there must be an unsecured source of money on the premises. Make sure to lay out some traps.

I'm sure you can change the setting to where little things like that don't set it off

^ thread jacker FYL

Not a creature was stirring, not even a m---oh wait…

You're probably right. Maybe OP could learn some kaRATe to defend themselves.

Seriously. I thought most security companies called the police for you after establishing there was a break in, not have what I assume to be the proprietor, take an hour car ride to get to the scene. Might be time to switch security companies or just invest in an array of booby traps.

Maybe OP should lay trip wires everywhere causing a mass release of Koffings which they then proceed to use smokescreen

#20, many police departments will fine you if you have too many false alarms. A better security company will investigate for you and call police if necessary. A few more of those 2 hour drives and you'll be hiring a new security company to do the rat patrols.

Perhaps a little too well.

Motion sensors can't detect weight.

I'm just imagining a psycho from borderlands getting it's ass beat by a giant rat. Thanks for the image. It's quite entertaining.

11 - I completely agree. I'd rather deal with rats than a burglar. The former tend to be less dangerous.