Work: Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I...

By heymacie - 29/04/2016 01:41 - United States - Beckley

Today, it was my second day at my new job as a bank teller. I got locked in the vault while alarms were being tested. I was in there for an hour and none of my coworkers had even noticed that I'd gone missing. Gee, thanks. FML

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By mrsimintrouble - 29/07/2016 06:01 - United States - Redding

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Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

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Today, I got locked inside my office again by my co-workers because they had forgotten I was still around when they left. This happens 1 or 2 times a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 03:58 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

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By HP_22 - 01/12/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, I was the only employee at a video store where I work when it got robbed. After crying, shaking and spending two hours and dealing with the police, my boss called and told me it was good experience and I would know what to do next time, then made me finish my shift, the night shift, alone. FML

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By bzygirl - 26/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML

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By Veronica Rambo - 24/10/2018 17:30

Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML

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Piss poor management

By God dammit - 27/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML

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Tripartita 44

Friday 29 April 2016 16:42

Well, you got an FML published, so I'd say the interest you gained was worth it.

Welshite 39

Friday 29 April 2016 16:35

And now you can brag about how priceless you are.

Comments

Welshite 39

Friday 29 April 2016 16:35

And now you can brag about how priceless you are.

MyGFisaturd 23

Friday 29 April 2016 16:35

I hope you mean ex-boyfr... Wait nevermind

Mightyrif 23

Friday 29 April 2016 17:16

Did you even read the FML?

UserError94 18

Friday 29 April 2016 17:23

I thought it was the funniest comment on her yet lol!

Wizardo 33

Friday 29 April 2016 17:33

Its just a reflection of what 98% of the comments are these days. No one has fun anymore. Was a hilarious comment though.

ohjoy15 33

Friday 29 April 2016 16:38

Well, granted it was only your second day, that's why it took them an hour to notice. That still sucks though. FYL.

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Friday 29 April 2016 16:38

The company is at fault For locking you in the vault. With management you should consult So we can be adults.

cheeeksss 29

Saturday 30 April 2016 3:21

Why were you alone? I worked in a bank for 3 years and one of the first things we were taught is to ALWAYS go into the vault with a partner (security measure to prevent stealing).

danman27 15

Friday 29 April 2016 16:40

Why would anyone think YDI

Tripartita 44

Friday 29 April 2016 16:52

If you hit that button on 500 FMLs, you get the "YDI Master" badge. The rush of endorphins can last for days, and a few people have nearly OD'd from it.

Tripartita 44

Friday 29 April 2016 16:42

Well, you got an FML published, so I'd say the interest you gained was worth it.

monkeytater96 23

Friday 29 April 2016 16:47

Well you were new so it's not like they were used to looking for you. Heck they probably didn't even know your name. If you'd been there awhile they probably would have noticed. Don't get butt hurt. You know you'd probably have done the same!