Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
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Today, it was the first day of my job at a kindergarten. A boy fell over in the playground, so I ran over to see if he was OK. He got up and had a huge red mark on the side of his face. Shocked, I yelled "Oh my god, your face!" Turns out it's a very large port-wine birthmark and now he won't stop crying. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. The youngest said, "Wow! You have huge nostrils!" She noticed my offended look and pushed her nose up like a pig's, saying, "It’s okay! Now I do too!" FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
Today, and for the last year, I have a disfiguring scar on my nose that I’m very self conscious about. My 4 year-old niece recently noticed it. Now every time she sees me she leans in real close and says, “What’s wrong with your face?” FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
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SwaggerMelon 6
Did you give it back?
Snapple95 10
Poor kid .
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Comments (227)
JamieH1993 3
Fyl, but I lolled so damn hard at this!
jingersnap721 0
How could you not notice that?! Did it blend perfectly?
BSCstud 0
Um... well... I have no clue what ro say about that.
JessicaC13 2
D: !!!!!
HalaMadrid13_fml 6
wow.....
music87 14
My eyeballs would have fell out of my head if that happened to me.
j_neee17 0
FYL, I'm sure you wouldn't have done it had you known & you probably felt horrible afterwards . I just hope the child wasn't too emotionally hurt by this
GarageRock 3
That's just full of win
krispeykreme14 4
When I saw this I went :O and my gum fell out :(
sanfranfan 0
Am I the only person who thinks this FML is total bullshit? One, just because you work at a day care doesn't mean you should molest the children. Two, you don't even touch the nose in I got your nose, three a prostethic nose doesn't just come off it's secured pretty tight you'd have to yank so hard, and four, you're retarded OP