By fuckparents - 09/01/2012 23:01 - United States
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That's awfully fucking shitty of them to scare the living hell out of you, causing you to piss off your teacher, miss school, and waste time all for a few "shits and giggles" for your parents. Repay the favor in the future and do something like that to them. Hopefully your teacher will understand? Otherwise damn. FYL for sure.
42- Just no. That comes up every single time and is probably the worse thing to do. Instead, throw a surprise party and invite over 300 mexicans, play mexican music and pour glasses of pineapple juice. When your parents come home, they'll try to throw everyone but won't be able because pineapple juice is so good.