Work: Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

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OnlyAvailableID 28

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:32

OP is a nut. She has a rubber butt. Whenever she turns around it goes "putt putt"!

MissGrinch 4

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:30

Just say "oops" and give a "I'm sowwy" expression. Wait, that only works for adorable animals. Darn.

Comments

OnlyAvailableID 28

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:32

OP is a nut. She has a rubber butt. Whenever she turns around it goes "putt putt"!

leswcst 4

Thursday 30 September 2010 11:47

bahhaa good one (y)

SeedlessMe 13

Thursday 30 September 2010 14:14

Ohhh--- & Bart Simpson comes in and snatches the Win! =)

topbanana 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:39

f your life for saying people think your a nut.

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:40

You're not a nut... you're just a bad employee.

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:44

OP must be blonde.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:45

Why the use of the word "nut"? Couldn't you spell "moron"?

mona_is_here 10

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:48

OP was just being too nervous. No big deal, your coworkers should understand that is was all caused by anxiety otherwise they are 'nuts'.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:49

YDI for being blonde, for having a job that requires the use of locks and keys, for having a job at all, for being an idiot, for leaving keys in a lock, for panicking and getting everyone involved instead of being self-reliant and finding them on your own, for being out of the kitchen, and for snorting coke in the break room.