Beep Beep Who's Got the Keys to the Jeep

By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 113
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You must be driving a Tesla if your car is that quiet for it to go unnoticed.

How could you not know you're car wasn't running, most people don't get there keys out until they get close enough to unlock door with key fob.

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How could you not know you're car wasn't running, most people don't get there keys out until they get close enough to unlock door with key fob.

You must be driving a Tesla if your car is that quiet for it to go unnoticed.

I've done this, left it running while on a date at restaurant. My gf won't stop making fun of me for it

On the plus side, no one stole your car while you were in the store.

how is that a fml? hell, if the car got stolen as well, then, sure.