Beep Beep Who's Got the Keys to the Jeep

By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

You must be driving a Tesla if your car is that quiet for it to go unnoticed.

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gobiteme2 34

How could you not know you're car wasn't running, most people don't get there keys out until they get close enough to unlock door with key fob.

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gobiteme2 34

How could you not know you're car wasn't running, most people don't get there keys out until they get close enough to unlock door with key fob.

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Lobby_Bee 17

You must be driving a Tesla if your car is that quiet for it to go unnoticed.

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llovel9480 2

I've done this, left it running while on a date at restaurant. My gf won't stop making fun of me for it

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Emmereen 29
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On the plus side, no one stole your car while you were in the store.

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Lee Elliott 4
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how is that a fml? hell, if the car got stolen as well, then, sure.

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