FML : Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings....

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Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings. I'm 28. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mooseknuckle - / Sunday 31 May 2009 17:11 / United States

Money

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By nammz | 0

#248762 - Sunday 31 May 2009 10:47

you're pathetic get a job ydi

By LTMcleod | 0

#823874 - Thursday 4 February 2010 05:42

to bad you don't buy your own food, electricity, gas, insurance, maybe heat, water bill, furniture. :p

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By nammz | 0

#248762 - Sunday 31 May 2009 10:47

you're pathetic get a job ydi

iownyou777 | 0

#2698209 - Friday 17 June 2011 03:10

first

iownyou777 | 0

#2698212 - Friday 17 June 2011 03:10

first

jstaines47 | 16

#6299598 - Sunday 24 May 2015 04:12

He might have a job and just has to spend all the money don't be a pricked

Namelesskid | 5

#6503806 - Thursday 7 January 2016 04:48

He's not pathetic. I mean, he almost had $17.38...

By SasuNaru_fml | 0

#248763 - Sunday 31 May 2009 10:47

Wow. o.O JOB

By ohshitlolrofl | 0

#248766 - Sunday 31 May 2009 10:47

YOUR AN IDIOT!!!

Snowstar | 0

#2439389 - Sunday 1 May 2011 06:59

I didn't know we can own "an idiot"s. Use proper grammar when calling someone an idiot, you hypocrite.

godlike1 | 5

#3745268 - Saturday 17 December 2011 02:24

Idiot's

K410 | 18

#5632076 - Saturday 17 August 2013 11:50

You're

By readblink | 1

#248767 - Sunday 31 May 2009 10:47

I agree with #1...it's your fault you have nothing saved.

By sourpatchbitch | 0

#248768 - Sunday 31 May 2009 10:48

haha loser.

By Mankbeast | 0

#248771 - Sunday 31 May 2009 10:48

lol that sucks

By spillproof | 0

#248779 - Sunday 31 May 2009 10:49

Wow. Sorry but that is your fault.

By uhmfml | 0

#248782 - Sunday 31 May 2009 10:50

you might want to do that like.. 10 years ago.... get a job. start now.

By Blahp | 0

#248784 - Sunday 31 May 2009 10:50

Pretty much your fault.

By teehee520 | 0

#248786 - Sunday 31 May 2009 10:50

That's sad. I'm half your age and have more than that. And no, I'm in no way spoiled or employed, I just know how to save.

LTMcleod | 0

#823874 - Thursday 4 February 2010 05:42

to bad you don't buy your own food, electricity, gas, insurance, maybe heat, water bill, furniture. :p

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