Money: Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings...

By mooseknuckle - 31/05/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings. I'm 28. FML

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By Yohm - 06/11/2008 09:41 - France

Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML

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By poorman - 18/11/2013 22:14 - United States - Derwood

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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By armenta427 - 07/10/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 18:00

Today, I did the math: if I wiped out my savings account, the joint account I have with my husband, as well as the savings accounts I started for nieces and nephews to pay for student loans, I would only owe $41,000 more. FML

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By amused - 23/06/2014 21:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

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By ExtemelyBroke - 06/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 08:39 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML

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By screwed - 19/11/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML

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By IHateBeingAStudent - 12/02/2012 09:43

Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML

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By Kilamo - 14/05/2018 20:30

Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML

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nammz 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:47

you're pathetic get a job ydi

LTMcleod 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:42

to bad you don't buy your own food, electricity, gas, insurance, maybe heat, water bill, furniture. :p

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nammz 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:47

you're pathetic get a job ydi

iownyou777 0

Friday 17 June 2011 3:10

first

iownyou777 0

Friday 17 June 2011 3:10

first

jstaines47 16

Sunday 24 May 2015 4:12

He might have a job and just has to spend all the money don't be a pricked

Namelesskid 5

Thursday 7 January 2016 4:48

He's not pathetic. I mean, he almost had $17.38...

SasuNaru_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:47

Wow. o.O JOB

ohshitlolrofl 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:47

YOUR AN IDIOT!!!

Snowstar 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:59

I didn't know we can own "an idiot"s. Use proper grammar when calling someone an idiot, you hypocrite.

godlike1 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 14:24

Idiot's

K410 18

Saturday 17 August 2013 23:50

You're

readblink 1

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:47

I agree with #1...it's your fault you have nothing saved.

sourpatchbitch 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:48

haha loser.

Mankbeast 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:48

lol that sucks

spillproof 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:49

Wow. Sorry but that is your fault.

uhmfml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:50

you might want to do that like.. 10 years ago.... get a job. start now.

Blahp 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:50

Pretty much your fault.

teehee520 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:50

That's sad. I'm half your age and have more than that. And no, I'm in no way spoiled or employed, I just know how to save.

LTMcleod 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:42

to bad you don't buy your own food, electricity, gas, insurance, maybe heat, water bill, furniture. :p

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