Today, I spilt boiling tea all over my stomach and left leg, so I went to the hospital to get it checked out. They said I wouldn't be able to expose it to the sun for the next two months. I'm going to Barbados tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML
Today, I stayed home from work because I'd had diarrhea for 24 hours and my gut felt horrible. I decided to at least enjoy some sun on my back porch in my swing chair. I stepped on an old board and my leg fell through to the knee, I couldn't move, and I was home alone. My neighbor cut the board that got me out. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, the first day of my 4-day weekend, I fell off my scooter. I'll have to spend the rest of my vacation bandaged and away from water. I'm on a beach. FML
Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML
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xxPrettyJane 0
Just wear a one-piece (if you're a girl)! If you're a guy, just keep a t-shirt on. it's not that bad. You can still have fun :D
FlyMeAway 2
The doctors have a reason for things. They don't prescribe you or advise you just to make your life harder. I don't see why anyone would thumb your comment up.
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Comments (129)
Ohnoitslindsay 0
#41- I agree that the OP simple held the O down too long, but we point out the mistakes so that people will learn. The English language is butchered too often to simply let it go. If no one corrected the mistakes they would be adapted as legitimate, and that is not okay with me.
lovelyxo 0
HAHAH that is definetely something I would do. I'm so sorry that completely sucks, but I'm sure you'll figure something out. wow, that would be such an awkward tan if you wraped it.
life_is_life 0
hmmm... i guess u could keep it covered... by wearing longer shorts or something... and keep a t-shirt or tank top on... unless its all over ur leg :( FYL.
cheerfreaakk 0
aay, it's not so bad. so what your stomach won't get tan. back home people won't be paying attention to your stomach and left leg. hey no worries have funnn get a nice tan on your face and arms:)
cheerfreaakk 0
aay, it's not so bad. so what your stomach won't get tan. back home people won't be paying attention to your stomach and left leg. hey no worries have funnn get a nice tan on your face and arms:)
Ric3ball 0
oh no :'(
Osakhomen 0
So you spit boiling tea on your leg and stomach? So you're mouth is probably burned to, because it's much more sensitive than your skin on your leg/stomach. Just wear linen pants while on vacation.
xxPrettyJane 0
#49-- really? tell me what i took it to mean
stace 0
That sucks!!! The weather is so nice here atm! FYL
1drewster1 0
I'm afraid to tell you it is night right now and i'm boiling so you kno the days are hott