Just think how long you could of stayed if you were riding a motorcycle

Screw doctors! What do they know? Just go into the salt water with all of your cuts and scrapes – what’s the worst that could happen?

How to keep your wounds from being inflamed? That's right, a bit of salt. How can you keep it clean? Yep, water. Salt water is exactly what you need. Trust me, I'm a random guy on the internet with nothing but good intentions.

I went to the beach days after piercing my belly button... besides the salt water stinging open skin, all that bacteria from the water infected it so bad I couldn't even look down at my stomach without getting sick. That sucks, I'm sorry!

Just think of all the tan lines you'll get from the bandages.

once as a kid I had a cast on my arm and couldn't go in the water on my vacation to an island. this was before smart phones too. I read a lot of shampoo bottles.