Health: Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday...

By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By Username - 09/05/2011 17:23 - China

Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By Rach - 08/06/2010 14:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By pygmalion - 26/09/2009 10:39 - United Kingdom

Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By localbarista - 03/08/2011 23:46 - United States

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

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Monday 16 May 2011 19:00

Sorry OP. I think you should just relax, and have a cup of tea.

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 16 May 2011 18:56

Oh my god! A double burn!

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RyanMacVey 17

Monday 16 May 2011 19:01

mate maybe you should stick to cold drinks

fox333 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 0:07

frost burn is even worse!!

Grimmerie 31

Tuesday 17 May 2011 7:21

maybe you should stick to pens.

xoCOURTNIEox 0

Monday 16 May 2011 19:02

well instead of op let's just call you graceful ;)

IamTheCavalist 0

Monday 16 May 2011 22:01

hahahahaha

amerwin 3

Monday 16 May 2011 19:04

Put down your cup of tea before you check your wristwatch for the time. Problem solved.

khaya 9

Monday 16 May 2011 19:06

So your burn looks like an abused anus hole.

ELENAxHI 0

Monday 16 May 2011 19:25

i bet lol

snowboarder1417 2

Monday 16 May 2011 19:06

Maybe drinking hot cups of tea just isn't your cup of tea.

qasimahsan93 4

Monday 16 May 2011 19:06

That REALLY sucks OP. The same thing happened to me when I was young, I stopped drinking tea. :o Be careful next time?

ceddyz17 10

Monday 16 May 2011 19:09

go for the hat trick

Hockeyboy4280 18

Monday 16 May 2011 23:46

You sound like my coach!!!

ELENAxHI 0

Monday 16 May 2011 19:09

wow fyl for getting burned but ydi for not learning da first time...

missworthless 0

Monday 16 May 2011 19:12

Maybe switch to iced tea from now on?

aback 4

Monday 16 May 2011 19:24

So STOP that.

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