foolmetwice
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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China
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Anonymous
United States
Coordination malfunction
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Rach
United Kingdom
Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML
thatchick3333
United States
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Slippery when wet
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
burnt
Middle Swan, Australia
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Tea gurl
United States
That's kind of abusive
Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML
pygmalion
United Kingdom
Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
Anonymous
Mansfield, United States
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
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wtfmylifedude 8
Sorry OP. I think you should just relax, and have a cup of tea.
iAmScrubs 19
Oh my god! A double burn!
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Comments (178)
lalalaha 0
maybe you should stay away from very hot cups of tea.
sweet_candy_ 17
Burn baby burn.
HannahForbesxo 13
Op you should get one of those baby sippy cups. Problem solved.
mk58 31
Jeez, learn from your mistakes instead of repeating it.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Oooooh, burn!!!
kristledaigle 0
oooh double burn
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
oooooh triple burn
DjeePee 25
I don't see a country, but we can easily assume OP is from England.
sheethapins 13
I drink hot tea and I'm American, I just don't grease my hands before attempting to consume it.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
I'm Australian & I drink tea... it's usually when I've run out of coffee, but I do enjoy it.
HeavyMetalViking 0
Bad news OP, Earl Grey and Lady Dilmah are TEAming up against you with their army of anti-oxidants. You must be so hated that they won't leaf you alone and they are cathechin you.
meowmeowgirl 0
how is this a FML?
sweet_candy_ 17
Op spilled hot tea on herself twice and on the same spot.
sassypants93 17
I think I see a pattern here...
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
Haha fail!! YDI!