foolmetwice
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Username
China
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Anonymous
United States
Coordination malfunction
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Rach
United Kingdom
Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML
thatchick3333
United States
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Slippery when wet
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
burnt
Middle Swan, Australia
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Tea gurl
United States
That's kind of abusive
Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML
pygmalion
United Kingdom
Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
Anonymous
Mansfield, United States
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
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wtfmylifedude 8
Sorry OP. I think you should just relax, and have a cup of tea.
iAmScrubs 19
Oh my god! A double burn!
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Comments (178)
frackenfrack 0
you are tea-tarded my friend... *cue drum beat and symbol*
Barney_Rubble_75 0
waddaya on about 102? that's a perfectly good pun.
antoinemartinez 0
lid?
OCDC 9
Well I guess this week just hasn't been your cup of tea.
fancymega 7
some people never learn
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
you should invest in a straw op
Connerzz87 6
maybe you should stop drinking very hot tea
luvppl 6
I'm no grammar Nazi, but it's "spilled," not "spilt." lol I'm sorry for your double burn though. Two-degree burn!!! :)
indistructo 3
u must be uber clumsy... and unfortunate
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
uber lol
iLolAtYou9001 0
lol paradox or some shit
mr_smiley227 0
you think you'd learn not to do that...