foolmetwice
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
China
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Anonymous
United States
Coordination malfunction
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Rach
United Kingdom
Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML
thatchick3333
United States
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Slippery when wet
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
burnt
Middle Swan, Australia
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Tea gurl
United States
That's kind of abusive
Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML
pygmalion
United Kingdom
Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
Anonymous
Mansfield, United States
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
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wtfmylifedude 8
Sorry OP. I think you should just relax, and have a cup of tea.
iAmScrubs 19
Oh my god! A double burn!
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Comments (178)
trimmerr 1
well did you at least eat your crumpits.
_Oblivion_ 12
Do i need to buy u a plastic spill-proof cup?
cool517 1
so I hope that by now you realize how stupid you are!!!!
racheygurll 0
u should probly stop encountering tea.
baby5829 0
stop drinking hot tea :) switch to cold :p
TalkinSmack 6
holy sh!t... u need a SIPPY CUP!
BAMF519 0
smart jst spill it all over something that u already spilt on idk if that makes sence
dakins 0
TRY ICE TEA ALREADY!
sheethapins 13
Try drinking a not so hot cup of tea. You know they have iced tea now, it's rather new it's only been around for a few centuries. I highly recommend it.
Michaelgee 2
I guess you can you say you lost your "cool". Maybe you should get a grip on "reali-tea" Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.