Love: Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2012 17:50 - Netherlands - Lelystad

Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

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By Nathan - 23/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 14:01

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 08:17 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML

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brittanyayy 8

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:56

I guess you were right to be scared

DaiCarmuhh 6

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:56

Looks like you need to communicate more

Comments

evilplatypus 38

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:12

8 - Gay guys can.

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:14

I think your fear is justified

underguarded 20

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:14

That's really naive on her part.

thiscrazything 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:19

I'm afraid you have lost this game before it even started. I think you might need to dump the board and all the pieces, and start over. Good luck.

reddudeover 2

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:19

This is why a time machine solves all problems. *Gets in time machine *lands on grandma PARADOX!

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 30 May 2012 9:08

I think you meant Delorian*, not time machine. ;)

t765234 10

Wednesday 30 May 2012 12:56

No, I think he means a microwave (futurama ref.)

john443 5

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:22

My grandpa likes to say, You can't live with them, you can't kill 'em.

FarscapeSDC 9

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:23

wait a minute; she upset that you're scared of upsetting her? If she's angry about you not wanting to make her angry, then find a new girlfriend. One who isn't a prime candidate for Electro convulsive therapy