What I'd like to know is, why was the fellow using a motorcycle on the path (sidewalk)?

Cause he's a human turd, 18.

18 - He was probably leaving his driveway or something. I refuse to believe that even this idiot is so stupid to be actually driving on the footpath.

Those kinds of people deserved to be expelled from the face of the earth. They should be chained up in dark, dark rooms with only a pea size of water available. For entertainment, they scrape their long, dirty fingernails against old, dirty chalkboards. The awful sound will remind them of their school days, back when they were miniature sized turds, and free to roam the earth. It will remind them of the freedom they once had, but will never, ever get back.

The Toilet of Life... I'm using that. (p.s. I love your name, op)

What I want to know is why OP used sidewalk- which I don't think I've heard any British person use here- we tend to say pavement. Odd :s

I believe this only got published because of your "hunan turd" analogy..

23 - You'd be surprised what an asshole on a rice rocket could do, and will do.

83- Don't hate on posted FML stories just because you're 0 for 2.

"The toilet of life..." I like that, OP. Thanks, I'll use it next time.

Yeah, I really like that. I'm definitely going to have to be careful now because I'll be too tempted to drop that line on coworkers.

Agreed!

Dicking dicks? No.. Ok

Dicking dicks? No.. Ok

#5 Damn it! I didnt realize I commented the same thing you did! I should have read all the comments first. I'm sorry. :(

I chuckled when I saw the name.

What if it gets clogged?

It likely would, considering the multitude of "Turds" on this planet.

Not all bikers are the same. I'm not like that kid and I don't think I deserve to die …

Unfortunately it's not always the motorcyclist's fault. I'm sad to say I knew people who died because someone didn't think of bikes while driving. I'm careful while on road, and in my car as well, but not everyone is (like the kid in this FML) and it kills other people too.

That's obvious. But you can die in a car-vs-car accident too. What I am trying to say is that if everyone cared for each other it would be as safe to drive a bike as a car (as long as the motorcyclist wears an equipment). There would be only «******-up» accidents, no more «I-didn't-see-you (because I wasn't looking)». We are aware of our fragility thanks, but I'm afraid not everyone is.

55-You honestly think that people just don't care for motorcyclists, and for that reason, they are less safe then vehicles? Let's just assume for a minute people actually do go around thinking 'I only care for other people in vehicles'. Even if that were the case, accidents will still happen. And if accidents happen, generally, being in an enclosed vehicle is safer then being fully exposed on a bike.

PaulB123, I totally agree with you. There will always be accidents and motorcyclists will always be more fragile. I know there are people caring for us. I'm just trying to say they are not as many as they should be. You seem to be one of them, thank you for that.

Fair enough! I understand your point a lot more now, and can see that would be frustrating.

Some old people shouldn't have their licenses either. This has nothing to do with his age but rather his intelligence or lack thereof.

I agree with #48, don't always blame the kids. Some of them are better drivers than the adults.