PARADOX.

9- I believe you're looking for the term "Ironic" as I don't see how this is much of a paradox...

At least he isn't in a long term relationship with a hemrrhoid. (FML reference)

Insane_Tea: If the FML you're referring to is on the same page, the you don't really need to say "(FML reference)". At least I hope not. Unless people on this site have gotten really dense...

If you don't want to hear her, sew her mouth shut.

32 - if you're on a phone, that FML isn't on the same page. Also, if you're viewing the FMLs from top to bottom (like most people), you would probably read that one AFTER this one (unless you are in the minority and check every few hours like you and I do). So it was a perfectly legitimate thing to say to keep people from going "lol, WTF? *thumb down*"

44- I agree with everything you said except for the part about it not being on the same page. On both my Android phone and my Ipod Touch, the FML is still on the first page.

Yeah I have an iPhone and It's there lol I'm in that minority too ;P

And think about the future, 32. I've seen perfectly good and humorous comments get burried because people started seeing it in the random section, and therefore had no way to connect the FML to the one being refferenced. In fact, for the good of FML, I propose that we all do this.

No thanks, I prefer to write my comments in a land far far away from your proposed (F)MLA format. Fuck format! If you get it, fab. If not, move on! FMLA citations. Feh. (Any US students with any clue what i'm talking about? You get a treat!)

44 & 64 - I'm muy jealous. I double checked when I typed that and the last FML on my page was the "eating disorder - duh" story. It's just blank below that. Anyone else have trouble loading the whole page? I'm using the iPhone app.

82 "FMLA": We should start citing your brilliant term for the grammar Naziing that goes on here.

Your picture doesn't go with your comment, sweet Jesus I'm disappointed.

17 - neither does yours

At least he said sweet Jesus

Sorry to disappoint, but I don't comment to please you

Are you fucking kidding me?

You're nearly as bad a troll as OP's girlfriend

(comment repeated, apologies.)

3 - Wait. Did you even read the FML?

TrimKibbles, try actually reading the FML before giving OP advice next time

Or possibly less.

Perhaps you might consider the possibility that OP has been trying to show her how much he cares for her and simply doesn't feel that she expresses as much appreciation as he would like to see.

That could be true, you never know some people's girlfriends/boyfriends always want more.

Easy solution to feeling like you're not getting what you want/need out of a relationship: communication. The worst thing that's going to happen is someone yells, and really is that so scary? If you can't discuss things like mature adults, maybe that means it's not a great fit. I hate passive aggressive bs, because if he is "spilling his guts" by saying this, he's keeping a lot inside.

You say "single" as if it's a bad thing…

If you lose her you still got Jill!

Who the hell is Jill?..

Jill is his hand.....

Yep that's Jill, but man is she a whore.

Obviously not if her first reaction to his confession was to get upset.

Nope, she isn't going to "catch herself". My daughter is the same way. She doesn't think she's doing anything wrong. Her and I have fought a lot about this, until she can admit it's an issue, it's not going to stop.

I don't about them but, I totally agree with your welcome #7 (: