Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I picked up a receipt in a parking lot and noticed someone had spent $437 on decorative gourds. My entire day was ruined by questions that would never be answered. FML
Today, it's Halloween and my boss changed his mind at the last minute, telling us we're no longer allowed to carve pumpkins in our lunch hour because, "It would be too distracting". What are we supposed to do with 12 pumpkins now? FML
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML
Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML
Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML
Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
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Top comments
qazaq 1
Ydi who buys pumpkins when people leave them out on there porch for free
Naomimi_fml 6
I know right! Why adopt a child when they roam the streets alone on Halloween... for free?!
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Comments (157)
JinxosGirl87 0
A church down the street from me sells pumpkins and keep them out and unattended late at night. Grab a truck and take your pick! :)
fatalwish 6
$10 for a pumpkin? Jeez in ohio you can hand pick which you one you want and its like 50 cents
ithilaelin 0
Cool story, bro.
robertlovespi 3
YDI for wasting 10 bucks on pumpkins just because it's Halloween. Could have fed the hungry.
Shmace 4
They charge $4 a kilo here in Aus. For pumpkins that average about 10 kilos each.
bingababe 16
Yep, cost me $30 for the one I bought. My kids had never carved a pumpkin before so it was worth it to me just to see them have fun with it.
VampObsessed 16
Umm..ever heard of Walmart, Meijer, Kroger, or any other grocery store? $3 buddy..really. YDI dude.
Daederoth 10
YDI, what you've never heard of google? Who the hell drives all over town looking for anything?
katt_is_here 24
YDI for waiting until the last possible minute. I have no sympathy for you whatsoever. Freaking reminds me of people at my job.
bubo_fml 11
$10.00 per Pumpkin?!? YDI ya fukkin 1%er!!
crystalrain17 14
"And isn't it ironic, don't you think?"