Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I picked up a receipt in a parking lot and noticed someone had spent $437 on decorative gourds. My entire day was ruined by questions that would never be answered. FML
Today, it's Halloween and my boss changed his mind at the last minute, telling us we're no longer allowed to carve pumpkins in our lunch hour because, "It would be too distracting". What are we supposed to do with 12 pumpkins now? FML
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML
Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML
Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML
Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
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qazaq 1
Ydi who buys pumpkins when people leave them out on there porch for free
Naomimi_fml 6
I know right! Why adopt a child when they roam the streets alone on Halloween... for free?!
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Comments (157)
kodinbug 2
Ten dollars for one pumpkin??? Holy crap!!
aeriexo 4
I live in a town of 3000 people, and every grocery store here carries them. What kind of stores were you going to?
starrnao 15
A ten dollar pumpkin? i hope you returned it. that is a rip off!
tmoneysly 7
Dumb its inflation now watch the news
starrnao 15
it's much cheaper to buy your own seeds and grow them yourself. Then turn it around in the fall by selling them =]
wriptidez 0
take em back?
leadman1989 16
I don't think there are any good puns about Pun-kins. See?
juwood 7
The cake is a lie!
badactor009 0
I recently had a nightmare and was paying $ 9.00 for pumpkins. Everyone laughed at me and called me names. It was horrible! I was so relieved when I woke up and realized it wasn't real.
lisaw375 0
anything for a dollar an your fifteen cents! ( quote from Tech 9)
daboar 5
can you still return it?
CALiKiD408 0
Ouch