Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML
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Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML
Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML
Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML
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FYLDeep 26
That must have been a mindfuck for the trick-or-treaters. "Let's go over to this creepy house" *tugs at the gate* "WTF?"
DocBastard 40
Wow, a whole hour? You wasted a whole hour! In that time you could have written a novel, designed a more fuel-efficient engine, cured cancer, solved world hunger, tamed a lion, learned to fly, AND looked at ****. What a waste.
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Comments (42)
wriptidez 0
more candy bonus
Illyssa_fml 4
Haha! Fail!!
Tweety122888 0
10 & 7 this is a site to express yourself to you it may not be a fml moment but to the op it might be. you dont know if that happened to him/her when he/she was younger, and vowed not to do it himself. ok thats exaggerating but he/she must feel stupid hence why he/she posted it here.
77taylah33 0
wow it would be helpful to know if the op was a girl or boy!!!!
Einstein714 0
she's is a girl
maagz 0
Sometimes just a tad forgetful ;D
chloec16 0
I'm pretty much the most forgetful person in the world! haha by the way I love your hair! ^ :)
DocBastard 40
Wow, a whole hour? You wasted a whole hour! In that time you could have written a novel, designed a more fuel-efficient engine, cured cancer, solved world hunger, tamed a lion, learned to fly, AND looked at ****. What a waste.
xPaperHearts 2
wow why bother? I didn't even get any at my home..
iheartglasses 0
lmao Doc!
EminemTM 0
Omfg, you look kinda like that girl who killed her baby while playing Facebook.
EminemTM 0
And you both have the same name?!! "Alexandra"
salaamdelroba 0
LoL @ Doc