Hue
United States
Today, I spent more time driving to my vacation spot than actually vacationing. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
"At least you've got a job" - Mr. Missingthepoint
Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML
not_relaxed
United States
Today, I returned from vacation. Because of rain, I spent 3 days sitting in a hotel room, watching a TV with bad reception. I'm now less relaxed that if I'd have just stayed home, because that wouldn't have cost me $500, and my TV has more than 15 channels. So much for my first vacation in 5 years. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML
shanson
San Antonio, United States
Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML
Anonymous
United States
Non perishable goods
Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML
Monica
Obey
Today, I was looking forward to languishing on the beach for a few days of a “much needed vacation” when I literally got called back into work on my way to the beach. FML
abutorac951
Panic! At the Costco
Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML
Anonymous
Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML
jfjfjdh
United States
Fun times
Today, my friend and I got back from a vacation, for which we both took time off work and coordinated. He didn’t want to do anything besides stay in the cabin and play video games. We went on a half-mile walk and that's about it. FML
shilpajayseanfan
Canada
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
Top comments
QuaDECH 13
Either super long drive or super short vacation. Either way your life sucks.
js_0508 9
A nice long drive can never hurt :) just enjoy your surroundings and make it fun. I love roadtrips
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gosh_mate 30
I hope the destination was worth it!! Roadtrips can be great too, relax and take in the scenery. :)
MrThump 16
**** yeah! Go the road trip!
worldclassrager 41
Plan a longer vacation? Or take a different form of transportation...
AyeJay101 25
Ever heard that the fun is in the journey and not the destination. Unless it's a theme park... Then it's up for negotiations :)
hoosiergirl94 31
Plan this shit out!!!!
AngrySailor 17
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Tournesol143 28
When getting there is more troublesome being there is more vivid. Of course, the above presumes that your destination is remote for a reason (e.g. exotic and/or pristine!) and not someplace like Hackensack, NJ!
BlaqMontana 16
Just pretend you were having a road trip
DrummerWS 23
Should've picked somewhere closer guy