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By Hue - 07/07/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I spent more time driving to my vacation spot than actually vacationing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2019 16:01

Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML

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By not_relaxed - 25/10/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I returned from vacation. Because of rain, I spent 3 days sitting in a hotel room, watching a TV with bad reception. I'm now less relaxed that if I'd have just stayed home, because that wouldn't have cost me $500, and my TV has more than 15 channels. So much for my first vacation in 5 years. FML

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By anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:13 - United States

Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML

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By shanson - 07/11/2016 14:06 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML

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By Monica - 02/07/2022 16:00

Today, I was looking forward to languishing on the beach for a few days of a “much needed vacation” when I literally got called back into work on my way to the beach. FML

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By abutorac951 - 16/03/2020 16:48

Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2018 13:30

Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML

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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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By Caitlin - 10/06/2010 00:46 - United States

Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

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QuaDECH 13

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:02

Either super long drive or super short vacation. Either way your life sucks.

js_0508 9

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:05

A nice long drive can never hurt :) just enjoy your surroundings and make it fun. I love roadtrips

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gosh_mate 30

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:49

I hope the destination was worth it!! Roadtrips can be great too, relax and take in the scenery. :)

MrThump 16

Wednesday 8 July 2015 9:14

**** yeah! Go the road trip!

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:52

Plan a longer vacation? Or take a different form of transportation...

AyeJay101 25

Wednesday 8 July 2015 9:58

Ever heard that the fun is in the journey and not the destination. Unless it's a theme park... Then it's up for negotiations :)

hoosiergirl94 31

Wednesday 8 July 2015 10:30

Plan this shit out!!!!

AngrySailor 17

Wednesday 8 July 2015 11:38

I like to touch myself while watching Sailor Moon, hence my name. I love FML, and its staff! This is a great FML. Do you like my mustache? I grew it to look like the guy from the Village People!

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Wednesday 8 July 2015 11:43

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Wednesday 8 July 2015 11:45

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Tournesol143 28

Wednesday 8 July 2015 11:48

When getting there is more troublesome being there is more vivid. Of course, the above presumes that your destination is remote for a reason (e.g. exotic and/or pristine!) and not someplace like Hackensack, NJ!

BlaqMontana 16

Wednesday 8 July 2015 12:21

Just pretend you were having a road trip

DrummerWS 23

Wednesday 8 July 2015 12:27

Should've picked somewhere closer guy

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Today, I learned my dad is the kindest, most generous, hard-working soul anyone has ever met. He'll give someone the shirt off his back if they need help. Except for us, his immediate family, whom he screams and cusses at daily, expects to do everything ourselves, and thinks we're incompetent when we need help. FML

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Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML

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Today, I walked into work on time, went into my office, sat down and turned on the computer. After working for about 4 hours, my wife called and told me to look at the clock on my computer. I put it off until after lunch, when I realized today is Sunday. FML

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Today, my mean, nasty, arrogant, bully of a sister is getting married for the second time. Meanwhile, I’ve always been kind, caring, considerate… and single as a damn Pringle. FML

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Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

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Today, I saw a kid getting bullied; a girl was hitting him in the head. After having an inner struggle with what to do, I tried to stop them. Both kids then turned on me, and called me a "hippo". FML

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