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By Hue - 07/07/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I spent more time driving to my vacation spot than actually vacationing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2019 16:01

Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML

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By not_relaxed - 25/10/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I returned from vacation. Because of rain, I spent 3 days sitting in a hotel room, watching a TV with bad reception. I'm now less relaxed that if I'd have just stayed home, because that wouldn't have cost me $500, and my TV has more than 15 channels. So much for my first vacation in 5 years. FML

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By anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:13 - United States

Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML

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By shanson - 07/11/2016 14:06 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML

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By Monica - 02/07/2022 16:00

Today, I was looking forward to languishing on the beach for a few days of a “much needed vacation” when I literally got called back into work on my way to the beach. FML

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By abutorac951 - 16/03/2020 16:48

Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2018 13:30

Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML

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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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By Caitlin - 10/06/2010 00:46 - United States

Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

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QuaDECH 13

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:02

Either super long drive or super short vacation. Either way your life sucks.

js_0508 9

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:05

A nice long drive can never hurt :) just enjoy your surroundings and make it fun. I love roadtrips

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chinita1214 8

Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:08

Well you had a road trip then :)

blade9502 4

Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:46

piss poor planning

RezaDupont 3

Wednesday 8 July 2015 17:10

Have never done this, but my spouse feels it would be a liberating experience. FML

Wolfipoo 31

Wednesday 8 July 2015 17:55

People only enjoy the destination when some can find more enjoyment in the journey, take a back road and enjoy less cars and noise and maybe nice scenery.

youngmessi252525 20

Wednesday 8 July 2015 23:29

Same

rhysfucker 24

Thursday 9 July 2015 1:12

Mapquest. Dumbass.

gloriousjohnson 3

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:33

lol people still use mapquest?!

Reedenator 3

Thursday 9 July 2015 6:42

It's sad that your vacation was one day.

casey_ct 10

Thursday 9 July 2015 10:58

life's about the journey not the destination...

Punkgirl4554 20

Sunday 12 July 2015 17:41

10+ hour drive stuck in the packed car with 5 other people. Went from the lower peninsula of Michigan to the Upper looking at Michigan Tech, and vacationing. Drove 26 hours to Texas in the same conditions too.

shtevi 3

Thursday 23 July 2015 5:01

Don't go to Boise, ID or this will happen

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Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse, and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML

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Today, so… you know how sometimes girls give the weird guys a chance and it works out beautifully and they marry, have kids, and live happily ever after. Yeah, didn’t work for me. I gave the weird guy from work a chance and he asked if he could lick my armpits on the first date. FML

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Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML

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Today, my boyfriend made a mess eating spaghetti. Yes, he is older than 5. FML

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Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

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Today, is the second time this week that school is delayed because of snow or "extreme ice." It's like we're Texas now, they get 2 inches of snow and the whole state gets shut down, but no, I live in Rhode Island. I gotta go to work. FML

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Today, another woman tagged my husband in a “Couples' Day” photo montage on Instagram. Some of the photos were taken during those “business trips” he was having, including when he traveled due to his “grandpa” passing away. We have 3 children and I gave birth to our last daughter a month ago. FML

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Today, while applying for jobs, every single application has been giving me the error message, "Name not valid." Sorry the name my parents gave me isn’t good enough. FML

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