Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
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Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
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Welshite 40
The only option now is to follow up with a Valentine's Day poem. Roses are red Violets are blue Cheaters are scum I hate you.
rhiannahoward14 19
Any chance you can change the shipping address?
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Comments (68)
flopstar 21
Once he gets those flowers he will feel bad for doing that. On the bright side everything happens for a reason & you're one step closer to finding the right person.
Haze115 14
that wasn't very nice. sorry to hear OP! hope you find someone better than this guy.
RiC3fICaTiOn 4
Damn youre an awesome girl. But sorry for what happen
brendejafulable 41
I find it weird sending men flowers. But hey what do I know
khorstmye 15
At least he told you, and didn't just string you along.
popsvb01 9
how much is an "ungodly amount? 1800 flowers probably wouldn't even be $100
VeganVampyre 27
Well, where I live anyway, a bouquet of a dozen roses is generally around $30-$50, depending where you get them. If OP got a "giant" bouquet I'd guess they probably got 2 dozen (or more?) so there's a hundred bucks right there. Then paying to have them delivered to someone's house is quite a bit more money on top of that... So yeah, I'd say what was probably at least $100-$200 to give someone flowers counts as "an ungodly amount". Roses are one of the most expensive flowers. Them and orchids.
meli1195 31
right now, there is an arrangement of 100 roses with a little heart in the middle, it costs about 400 dollars, and that's without the delivery charge.
False_Stupidity 42
On top of this, the price of flowers at least doubles on or around Valentine's Day.
Mossygirl357 12
I'm sorry but try to cancel the order through your bank.
capnbzarr 43
That would be fraud.
cathrope 10
I'm sorry, but you deserve it, long distance relationships never work.
Flyndaran 10
Yep as anyone that dares to believe in someone keeping it in their damn pants and not being a lying sack of cheating crap deserves to be hurt. My life mate and I had to spend over a year apart in separate states. Funny how we're still together since neither of us are cheating asses.
KhaleesiDannie 26
My husband and I met playing DnD in a chatroom and last Halloween was our 3rd anniversary
Axel5238 29
Some LDR's do work, but it's fairly rare unless 1 moved away to join the army or had to for work and there was a long term relationship before hand. At least he told you, but problem with LDR is that things like who they are with can change very easily and never work out because of that.
Jethco 15
When will women understand that a bouquet of flowers is almost the worst gift you can give a man?
badgercheese94 16
Really? The worst? Maybe to an ungrateful man
ChristianH39 30
I think if you consider anything you're given "the worst gift" you're ungrateful as ****.