Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
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Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
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Welshite 40
The only option now is to follow up with a Valentine's Day poem. Roses are red Violets are blue Cheaters are scum I hate you.
rhiannahoward14 19
Any chance you can change the shipping address?
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Comments (68)
SmittyJA24 26
Long distance relationship = no relationship at all. If you aren't sleeping in his/her bad, I guarantee someone else is!
moreletii 7
That's rough. No man or woman deserves all the love or all the money one has.
nipun 17
Well change the order to "pay on delivery" from next time onwards.
fleathedestroyer 17
It's too bad you can't get a refund on what you got the jerk, but it's still better to not have an asshole like him in your life.
badgercheese94 16
Sorry he was an asshole and it didn't work out.
davidutz 3
why the **** would you send a guy roses ...sorry for your bad luck
brittaaany_93 38
Aren't girls allowed to send their boyfriend's flowers? Well, this is the first time I'm hearing of this.
Mr_Mole 24
No. What the hell do men want with flowers? Flowers don't suck **** or get you drunk.
brittaaany_93 38
Gee #64, you sound like a very appreciative person.
Charles900 16
Wow, that's a hell of a Valentine's Day gift. I'm sorry to hear about that, OP.
collkw 4
I am so sorry honey.
Bubblez2009 15
U deserve someone better sorry for time n money wasted
Psyk_fml 11
Call them up and see if they'd be willing to send the roses somewhere else, like a hospital or old folks home or something. May as well wring some good out of the bad.