By cyprianista - 13/02/2015 16:13 - United States - Houston

Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
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Welshite 39

The only option now is to follow up with a Valentine's Day poem. Roses are red Violets are blue Cheaters are scum I hate you.

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rhiannahoward14 19

Any chance you can change the shipping address?

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SmittyJA24 26

Long distance relationship = no relationship at all. If you aren't sleeping in his/her bad, I guarantee someone else is!

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moreletii 7

That's rough. No man or woman deserves all the love or all the money one has.

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nipun 17

Well change the order to "pay on delivery" from next time onwards.

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fleathedestroyer 17

It's too bad you can't get a refund on what you got the jerk, but it's still better to not have an asshole like him in your life.

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badgercheese94 16

Sorry he was an asshole and it didn't work out.

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davidutz 3

why the **** would you send a guy roses ...sorry for your bad luck

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brittaaany_93 38

Aren't girls allowed to send their boyfriend's flowers? Well, this is the first time I'm hearing of this.

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Mr_Mole 24

No. What the hell do men want with flowers? Flowers don't suck **** or get you drunk.

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brittaaany_93 38

Gee #64, you sound like a very appreciative person.

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Charles900 16

Wow, that's a hell of a Valentine's Day gift. I'm sorry to hear about that, OP.

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Bubblez2009 15

U deserve someone better sorry for time n money wasted

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Psyk_fml 11

Call them up and see if they'd be willing to send the roses somewhere else, like a hospital or old folks home or something. May as well wring some good out of the bad.

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