Miscellaneous: Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

"Drunk words are sober thoughts" To me, that's such bullshit. I doubt your mother truly meant that, but I could be wrong. Either way, I'm sorry you had to hear that, especially from a parent.

causeforalarm 6

Monday 9 February 2015 19:02

So true! Drunk people can say some exaggerated stuff. Emotions can get wacky and intensified. Mouth diarrhea results.

appletreee 30

Monday 9 February 2015 0:22

Good thing it's not your fault..

gintwinsmoore 20

Monday 9 February 2015 0:23

just a poor excuse for a mother...sorry, OP.

FlyingLeumer 19

Monday 9 February 2015 0:32

You didn't then I'm assuming

cmonger 27

Monday 9 February 2015 4:03

According to their username they did.

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