Money: Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers....

By bluntedone - 03/02/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

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By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 00:53 - United States - Piedmont

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

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You deserved it 39 014

By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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By J-Sauce - 20/06/2016 14:54 - Canada - Salmon Arm

Today, I went to a club with 6 girls thinking it would be awesome. As soon as we got there, they all said they wanted to go dance and asked if I could watch their purses. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML

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Feels bad man

By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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linzhart333 8

Tuesday 17 March 2009 22:28

wow what the ****? $400??? you're DESPERATE, dude.

jimmythegirl 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 4:49

bahahahaha but really why did you spend $400 at a stripclub.............

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rxxk 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:40

god...you're...a...dumbass...*slaps face*

Hollydolly 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:31

you must really need some action :|

Jaina_APO 0

Friday 3 April 2009 21:48

$400?... wow

coolgirl_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 6:55

sucksssss...

ducklamp 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:27

hahah you must be the kind of guy who says, "wow, that girl has a really big adam's apple"

Greenenvy 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:26

Maybe if you weren't such a pig you'd still have your money and not just thought about boning a bunch of men. Perv.

Tatorrr 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:57

You failed horribly. I could of bought a pair of True Religion Jeans with that 400 hundred dollar and still have money lefted over.

claireful 4

Wednesday 1 June 2011 8:15

Yeah! With $400 you could've paid for Tatorr to get a decent dye job! Selfish jerk!

TALZZZ14 11

Thursday 25 July 2013 17:51

Claireful's comment is what makes this post

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 8:20

I would never touch a tranny. I don't know that's just me though.

Grimmerie 31

Sunday 24 January 2016 5:25

That's fine. Us transgender folks would never touch a transphobic bigot like you.

deadlights13 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:27

One word: Ew

marcus3415 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:17

27. I seriously just loled.

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Same thing different taste

Feels bad man

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